Our pet fish, Shiny, died yesterday. I feel quite sad about it. It’s not like he had any real personality to miss, but he did look so pretty swimming around his designer fish tank filled with its pretty fish tank plants. I got quite a shock when I went to feed him last night and saw his dead fishy eyes staring at me from the bottom of the tank. Now we have to do something about that little fishy corpse. It’s not a job anyone is relishing on this lazy Sunday morning.
So, I started thinking, wouldn’t it be good if you could have a pretty robot fish swimming around your designer fish tank? There’d ever be any nasty fish death to deal with, there’d be no need to feed the thing each day, and no pressure to change the water. You can get fake house plants, why not fake goldfish too?
My alternative invention-a-day invention is a dead fish removal service. I’d pay a fish tank full of money for someone to do this fishy dirty work for me…
